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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:02
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Still no good
No way
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
How will the newly imposed trade tariffs affect the global economy?
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why don't we hear our own snoring?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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